New Vikings Concession Stands
Here is a list of new concession stands at Mall of America Field this year:
Forty One Donut – Step on up, have a donut, and relive the Vikings 41-0 loss to the Giants in 2001. For Vikings fans, the taste of this donut is truly a life-altering experience.
12 Guys, Burgers, and Fries – Take a walk down memory lane at this burger joint and remember the “12 men on the field” call that spoiled the Vikings’ playoff run in 2009.
Gary Anderson’s Big Time Shanks – Inspired by Anderson’s missed field goal that would have sent the Vikings to the Super Bowl in 1998, this eatery is serving up some really big lamb shanks. For Vikings fans, the sight of a shank this colossal is something that will be ingrained in your mind forever. Remember, these shanks are huge. Try not to choke.
Love Boat Lounge – Experience the sights and smells of the Vikings’ Love Boat scandal in this new lounge. Featured items on the menu include drunken chicken, strip steaks, naked martinis, and a variety of imported tuna.
Brett Favre’s Sausage Stand – There are definitely some delicious offerings at this gourmet sausage stand. The presentation is exceptional. In fact, you’ll want to text pictures of these weiners to all of your friends.
Super Bowl, Homeboy - Vikings fans can now enjoy a super bowl of chili during the game. This stand is inspired by Randy Moss’s tirade over the Vikings’ catered food in 2010. We’ve heard that the chili is so delicious that Randy Moss actually WOULD feed it to his dog.
Metrodome Snow Cones – In an ode to the Metrodome roof collapse, this stand is selling massive snow cones. So big, your arm will nearly collapse under the weight. So tasty, you’ll cave in and buy one every time you pass by.
Onterrio Smith’s Lemonade Stand – At this stand, you can have a glass of lemonade and reminisce about the Whizzenator affair in 2005. This place serves up a pure and chemical-free product. Enjoy it ice cold or at body temperature. If you’re hesitant to try warm lemonade, just ask for a “sample” size.
Coach Burnsie’s Frozen Custard - Fans have discovered that ex-head coach Jerry Burns really knows how to put the cuss in custard. We think you’ll agree that this bleeping custard is bleeping delicious.
Vikings Trophy Room - Some weeks the product here is tough to swallow. Other weeks, you’ll leave with a nice taste in your mouth. Regardless, rest assured that there is always plenty of room in the Vikings Trophy Room.
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